mouth, playing with limp cards and yellow dominoes; of the one
bare-breasted, bare-armed, soot-begrimed workman reading a
journal aloud, and of the others listening to him; of the weapons
worn, or laid aside to be resumed; of the two or three customers
fallen forward asleep, who in the popular high-shouldered shaggy
black spencer looked, in that attitude, like slumbering bears or
dogs; the two outlandish customers approached the counter, and
showed what they wanted.
As their wine was measuring out, a man parted from another
man in a corner, and rose to depart. In going, he had to face Miss
Pross. No sooner did he face her, than Miss Pross uttered a
scream, and clapped her hands.
In a moment, the whole company were on their feet. That
somebody was assassinated by somebody vindicating a difference
of opinion was the likeliest occurrence. Everybody looked to see
somebody fall, but only saw a man and a woman standing staring
at each other; the man with all the outward aspect of a Frenchman
and a thorough Republican; the woman, evidently English.
What was said in this disappointing anti-climax, by the disciples
of The Good Republican Brutus of Antiquity, except that it was
something very voluble and loud, would have been as so much
Hebrew or Chaldean to Miss Pross and her protector, though they
had been all ears. But, they had no ears for anything in their
surprise. For, it must be recorded, that not only was Miss Pross
lost in amazement and agitation, but, Mr. Cruncherthough it
seemed on his own separate and individual accountwas in a
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state of the greatest wonder.
“What is the matter?” said the man who had caused Miss Pross
to scream; speaking in a vexed, abrupt voice (though in a low
tone), and in English.
“Oh, Solomon, dear Solomon!” cried Miss Pross, clapping her
hands again. “After not setting eyes upon you or hearing of you for
so long a time, do I find you here!”
“Don’t call me Solomon. Do you want to be the death of me?”
asked the man, in a furtive, frightened way.
“Brother, brother!” cried Miss Pross, bursting into tears. “Have
I ever been so hard with you that you ask me such a cruel
question?”
“Then hold your meddlesome tongue,” said Solomon, “and
come out, if you want to speak to me. Pay for your wine, and come
out. Who’s this man?”
Miss Pross, shaking her loving and dejected head at her by no
means affectionate brother, said through her tears, “Mr.
Cruncher.”
“Let him come out too,” said Solomon. “Does he think me a
ghost?”
Apparently, Mr. Cruncher did, to judge from his looks. He said
not a word, however, and Miss Pross, exploring the depths of her
reticule through her tears with great difficulty, paid for her wine.