quite as shrewd as you usually do think me. I intend to marry.”
“Do you?”
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“Yes. And not for money. What do you say now?”
“I don’t feel disposed to say much. Who is she?”
“Guess.”
“Do I know her?”
“Guess.”
“I am not going to guess, at five o’clock in the morning, with my
brains frying and sputtering in my head. If you want me to guess,
you must ask me to dinner.”
“Well then, I’ll tell you,” said Stryver, coming slowly into a
sitting posture. “Sydney, I rather despair of making myself
intelligible to you, because you are such an insensible dog.”
“And you,” returned Sydney, busy concocting the punch, “are
such a sensitive and poetical spirit.”
“Come!” rejoined Stryver, laughing boastfully, “though I don’t
prefer any claim to being the soul of Romance (for I hope I know
better), still I am a tenderer sort of fellow than you.”
“You are a luckier, if you mean that.”
“I don’t mean that. I mean I am a man of moremore”
“Say gallantry, while you are about it,” suggested Carton.
“Well! I’ll say gallantry. My meaning is that I am a man,” said
Stryver, inflating himself at his friend, as he made the punch,
“who cares more to be agreeable, who takes more pains to be
agreeable, who knows better how to be agreeable, in a woman’s
society, than you do.”
“Go on,” said Sydney Carton.
“No; but before I go on,” said Stryver, shaking his head in his
bullying way, “I’ll have this out with you. You’ve been at Dr.
Manette’s house as much as I have, or more than I have. Why, I
have been ashamed of your moroseness there! Your manners have
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been of that silent and sullen and hang-dog kind, that, upon my
life and soul, I have been ashamed of you, Sydney!”
“It should be very beneficial to a man in your practice at the
bar, to be ashamed of anything,” returned Sydney; “you ought to
be much obliged to me.”
“You shall not get off in that way,” rejoined Stryver,
shouldering the rejoinder at him; “no Sydney, it’s my duty to tell
youand I tell you to your face to do you goodthat you are a
devilish ill-conditioned fellow in that sort of society. You are a
disagreeable fellow.”
Sydney drank a bumper of the punch he had made, and
laughed.
“Look at me!” said Stryver, squaring himself; “I have less need
to make myself agreeable than you have, being more independent
in circumstances. Why do I do it?”
“I never saw you do it yet,” muttered Carton.
“I do it because it’s politic; I do it on principle. And look at me! I